It is with our deepest heartfelt sympathy I want to inform you about the death of our beloved friend and sometime enemy Mr. 2018.
He is survived by 12 wives, 52 children, 365 grandchildren.
The funeral will take place on Monday, 31st of December at 23:59 pm.
His family members asked me to inform you that he accidentally died with ALL your problems, sicknesses, disappointments, frustrations, untimely deaths, shame, disgrace, barrenness, discouragements, failures, and rejections.
Yet, his successor Mr. 2019 asked me to inform you that he is going to compensate you with: Life, good health, abundant blessings, peace, joy, righteousness, promotions, and breakthroughs.
May you have a blessed and prosperous New Year!!!
But by no means, should we be blind and look at 2019, as a totally new beginning with no problems. Still have air on the side of caution with reservations.
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